KAEDEN DIXON's Jokes
QUESTION: WHY IS SANTAS SACK SO BIG
ANSWER:BECAUSE HE ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR
TEACHER: HEY YOU COME HERE
KID: HA HA YOU SAID CUM
TEACHER: YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND
KID: NO I DONT I HAVE A SEXY IMAGINATION
BOY: I NAMED MY DOG AFTER YOU
GIRL: AWW BECAUSE ITS CUTE.
BOY: NO BECAUSE ITS A BITCH
THIS BLACK GUY GETS OUT FROM DUNKIN DONUTS AND PUTS SUGAR IN HIS COFFEE THE POLICE MAN THEN WALKS UP AND ASSUMS THE WORSE AND THINKS ITS COCAIN THE POLICE MAN THEN JUMPS ON THE BLACK GUY AND ARRESTS HIM. tHE NEXT DAY HE SEES A BLACK BABY PICKING GRASS AND THINKS ITS WEED. SO HE ARRESTS THE BABY