Funny gal's Jokes

Inbred joke

Hot 6 years agoby Funny gal

It's all relative in Alabama.

During a lap chole, med student points camera towards the gall bladder to find that it was completely calcified. Surgeon says " This guy came in with what we call a "Preacher's Prick Gallbladder." " "Why?" asks the med student.
Surgeon replies " Because it was hard... Distended....
and there was NOTHING he could do about it."

Gallbladder joke

Hot 2 years agoby Funny gal

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

Gallbladder joke

Hot 8 years agoby Funny gal

q. What did the liver say after the gallbladder was removed?
a. You think the gallbladder was painful? Try a little separation anxiety.

Once you go white

Hot 8 years agoby Funny gal

Once you go white, you ain't alright

Once you'll go Asian, you'll never drive again

Once you go queer, you stretch out your rear