"your mother is so ugly that..." joke

your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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your mums so fat your dad has too roll 4 times too get off her

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow her tonsils got a sunburn!

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