"your mommas so fat when she..." joke
your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said "we are family except you are fatter than me".
your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone
your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill
Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a more...
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.