"yo mama" joke

yo mama so dumb when she seen her picture on America's Most Wanted she called and turned her self in for the reward money

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Devon:Your hairline shape like the food line sigh and when kids see it they by like mom can we go to food lion
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yo mama,stupid:hahaha lol
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