"thunder is just chuck norris farting ..." joke
thunder is just chuck norris farting
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.