"snow white and the seven dwarfs" joke
Why does everyone think snow white is so innocent when she lives with seven dwarfs that say: "HI Ho" every time they see her!! lolz :D
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hello's and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual more...
Grumpy
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
I have given up Bacon. Not just for lent, but because the smoke alarm hurts my ears.
You'll never see a woman driving in Formula 1. It's not the Racing thats the problem, it's parking when they come into the pits.
Bad news: A man fell out of an airplane
Good news: He had a parachute
Bad news: The parachute didn't work
Good news: There was a haystack beneath him
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack
Good news: He missed the pitchfork
Bad news: He missed more...