"Snooker balls in socks" joke
Why has she got snooker balls in her socks
Grampa thats nans tits
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!