"Nan please" joke
Come on guys lighten up
Nan please were at fat fighters
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.