"Nan please" joke

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!