"nan jokes" joke
why is that letterbox moving darling, nan please thats a muslim
Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!