"money" joke

Hot 3 months agoby justincider

A Shopworker feels horny and decides to have a wank there and then. Frapping away he hears the owner approaching, he panics and shoves his cock in the till.
"You look happy!" says the owner.
"Yeah," replies the worker, "I've just come into some money."

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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