"knife" joke

Hot 2 years agoby justincider

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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