"knife" joke

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

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