"incontinence" joke

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“Good afternoon. Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?”

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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