"chuck norris wrote this joke laugh or die..." joke
chuck norris wrote this joke laugh or die
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Come on you miserable bastards were some colours
Nan stop were at a funeral
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.