"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke
chuck norris survived an abortion
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!