"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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