"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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