"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Here are a couple of my favorite examples of gullible people (true stories).
Back in the days of the Mattel Cabbage Patch Kid craze it was usually
very hard to get one for the kiddies. A radio station (I don't know where)
announced that Mattel was going to get more...

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