"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke
chuck norris survived an abortion
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.