"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it came too close

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

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