"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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