"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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