"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Chuck Norris died years ago than reapears just to afraid to tell him

Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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