"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.

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