"Chuck Norris and his twin" joke
Chuck Norris had a twin brother but when they were born Chuck Norris choked him with the umbilical chord!!!
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Howie gonna figure this out?
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!