"Chuck norris kick 2" joke

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chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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