"Chuck norris kick 2" joke

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chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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