"cell phones" joke

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...a texas prison inmate was caught using a smuggled cell phone...he kept the phone hidden in his rectum with a ring tone that sounded like a fart, so no one noticed...the inmate reported the reception as crappy.

An inmate at the insane asylum was being examined for possible release. The first question the examining doctor asked was: "What are you going to do when you leave this institution?"
"I'm gonna get me a sling shot," said the patient, "and I'm gonna more...

An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something special for his last meal. The inmate declined the offer. Later, the prison guard asked the inmate if there was more...

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

Verizon Wireless has announced plans to offer full-length television shows for customers to watch on their cell phone.

I don’t know about this. Don’t we have a enough trouble driving while on the cell phone already? Now, soon you’ll be in the car, watching an more...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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