"Yugo vs. Rolls Royce" joke
A guy buys a new Rolls Royce, and is driving it home. He stops at a red light about two blocks from his house when a crapy looking Yugo pulls up next to him. The guy in the Yugo sticks his head out of the window and yells out "Hey thats a sweet lookin car!"
The guy driving the Rolls, rolls down the window and shows a proud smile. The Yugo guy screams out "Did it come with a tv like my Yugo?" The Rolls guy, kind of flustered that his luxury car didnt have a tv, made a U-Turn and drove back to the dealership and made them install the grandest $5000 tv they had. A few days later, the Rolls driver is waiting at a stop sign when the Yugo guy drives up next to him. The Rolls guy starts bragging about the new $5000 20" tv in his car. The yugo guy inquires with a smile, if the Rolls came with leather heated seats like his Yugo. The Rolls guy, mad at the fact that his car didnt, drives back to the dealership and makes them install the finest seats $10,000 can buy.
The Rolls guy drives out of the dealership and sees the Yugo guy waking down the street, so he starts bragging about the comfortable seats.
The Yugo guy quickly inquires whether the Rolls came with a fridge.
The rolls guy, really pissed off now, screams out "My Rolls Royce is better than your Yugo anyday, who the hell do you think you are?!"
The Yugo guy calmly replies....
"The owner of the Rolls Royce dealership..."
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