"Your momma is so fat..." joke
Your momma is so fat when it's raining and she wears a yellow "
people say: Taxi!!!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill
your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund