"Your momma" joke

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your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from more...

A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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pussy banger:you hairline is so far away you need a magnatfing glass to see it
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Evander:dude that is the best one I’ve heard yet.
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dennisrulz231:that is hallllllarius!!!!!!!!!!!
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