"Your momma" joke

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your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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pussy banger:you hairline is so far away you need a magnatfing glass to see it
Evander:dude that is the best one I’ve heard yet.
dennisrulz231:that is hallllllarius!!!!!!!!!!!
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