"Your momma" joke

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your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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pussy banger:you hairline is so far away you need a magnatfing glass to see it
Evander:dude that is the best one I’ve heard yet.
dennisrulz231:that is hallllllarius!!!!!!!!!!!
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