"Your moma so poor..." joke
Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.