"Your mammas cruise ride" joke
your mammas so fat whenever she goes on a cruise they use her as an anker
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!