"You can tell the quality of a" joke

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You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.

A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

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