"You can tell the quality of a" joke

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You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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