"You can tell the quality of a" joke

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You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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