"You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If..." joke

... you have a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service!
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut!
... you've ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big 10-4!"
... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft!
... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!
... your toothpick keeps poking your mike!
... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight!
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points!
... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock!
... your stall warning plays Dixie!

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