"Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks ..." joke
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a more...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.