"Yo mamma" joke
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!