"Yo mamas so fat ... skittles" joke

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Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

So... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill
The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek
Not to be outdone, another more...

An attractive young lady was at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
He gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" line before bending over her with the proper tool in his hand.
Suddenly, he drew back in complete alarm. "Excuse me, miss," he said in a more...

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