"Yo mama so old I told her to act " joke

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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