"Yo mama is so skinny" joke

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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