"YOURE MOMMA" joke
youre momma is so old her breast milk is powder
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
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