"Worried" joke

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I'm worried, said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies.""That's not unusual," smiled the therapist. "I wouldn't worry about it.""But I am worried, doctor," insisted the woman, "and so is my daughter's husband!"

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

(This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
You: What did you have for breakfast?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: What did you have for lunch?
Friend: Ketchup and more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)

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TZARIST:lol u re fucking funny
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Jenny:I had to read twice to understand the trick but this joke is superb!!!!
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