"Worried" joke

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I'm worried, said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies.""That's not unusual," smiled the therapist. "I wouldn't worry about it.""But I am worried, doctor," insisted the woman, "and so is my daughter's husband!"

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A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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TZARIST:lol u re fucking funny
Jenny:I had to read twice to understand the trick but this joke is superb!!!!
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