"Wise men talk because they have" joke

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Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

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