"Windy Kansas" joke

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My wife and I were traveling on the Kansas Turnpike, bucking a 30 to 45 m.p.h. crosswind. At the tollbooth, I asked the attendant, "What do you people do in Kansas when the wind quits?"
The tollbooth attendant didn't miss a beat. She answered,
"We take the rocks out of our pockets."

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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