"Windy Kansas" joke

My wife and I were traveling on the Kansas Turnpike, bucking a 30 to 45 m.p.h. crosswind. At the tollbooth, I asked the attendant, "What do you people do in Kansas when the wind quits?"
The tollbooth attendant didn't miss a beat. She answered,
"We take the rocks out of our pockets."

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nan car joke

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Your mommas so fat

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

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Nan in the...

by Funny gal

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
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Wave properly

by andy

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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Nan please

by andy

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
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