"Windows Girl" joke

Hot 4 years ago

Mel. Barbie Girl
Hi user, wanna go for a try?
Sure win!
Boot up!
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
Come on System, let's go crashing
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
I'm a prog, I'm a code
on a supermachine
when I crash,
Boot me up, and go crazy
I'm your pain,
boot me up, and start over again
Run a prog, see the fail
Just delete me
You can touch, i can hang,
like i say, just boot again
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
Change my look, add some waves,
do whatever you please
I can act like a mac
I can beg for more space
Just log in,
Press the "start"
We can do it again
Hit some RAM
Swap the disk
Let's get fragments
You can touch, i can hang,
like i say, just boot again
You can touch, i can hang,
like i say, just boot again
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing (bo-o-ot, bo-o-ot)
Oh I feel there's so much lag!
Well user, we're just gettin started
Oooh, I love to crash

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions of the item, and ask the kids to guess what it was.
First she said to the children "I have something long and more...

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