"Windows - The Next Generation" joke
Picard: "Data... I understand that you have installed the latest version of Windows 95 into your positronic brain. Was this wise to do?"Data: "I am functioning within normal parameters."Picard: "Fine... Please calculate the success percentage of our latest mission."Data: "Yes, sir."(5 minutes later)Picard: "Mister Data... I asked you for that percentage."Data: "I am performing the task you have ordered, sir."Picard: "Well then... what's taking so long?"Data: "I no longer function at the speed levels I used to, sir. However, I am much cheaper to upgrade."Picard: "Are you saying that you sacrificed what you had before to change to this new system? That's MAD! Why did you do this?"Data: "The sales-people at Microsoft were very convincing, sir."Picard: "I hope that you at least have a backup!!"Data: "Yes, sir. Is that really necessary, sir?"Picard: "Well, of course it is! Wouldn't restoring your old system be the logical thing to do??!!"Data: "Logic, sir? I apologize... all logic was thrown out when Windows 95 went in..."
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