"Why does mineral water that "has " joke

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Why does mineral water that "has trickled through mountains for centuries", have a' use by' date?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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