"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe more...
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.