"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke

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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...

Ever wanted to learn a language OTHER than English? Well, here's your first Chinese lesson...
Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
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Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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