"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!