"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke

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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Seen on a bumper sticker:
"I don't care who's on board, what you love, who you brake for or what you'd rather be doing."

* The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

* Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before more...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal; but boys and girls are not born the same.
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. more...

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