"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke

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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A: 45 lbs.

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A: 45 minutes

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
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Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...

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