"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?
A: She sat on Pinnochio's face and said,"lie to me baby...lie to me!"