"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke

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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

Skinny and fatty were playing

fatty blew off and skinny flew away

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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