"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her Grandmother's. To her suprise, she arrived at the door with no confrontations. When she walked inside, who should be standing there but the Big Bad Wolf. He slammed her up against the wall as she cried "Oh mister wolf, what are more...
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!