"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.