"Why does Barbie never get pregnant?" joke

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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Skinny and fatty were playing

fatty blew off and skinny flew away

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her Grandmother's. To her suprise, she arrived at the door with no confrontations. When she walked inside, who should be standing there but the Big Bad Wolf. He slammed her up against the wall as she cried "Oh mister wolf, what are more...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...

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