"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" joke
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? - Because it was stapled to the monkey.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
A guy walks into a bar, and sees his best friend sitting there, getting drunk.
When he asks what the problem is, the friend says "When I make love to my wife, she just lays there. I've tried everything, but she doesn't moan, doesn't scream, doesn't even more...
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
"Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. more...
a man walks into a doctor with a steering wheel down his pants and the doctor says "whats the matter;"and the man say "i dont know but its driving me nuts
A blonde wanted to take up a new hobby so decided to take up ice fishing. She got all of the equipment and set off to start her new hobby. She found a piece of ice and cut a small circular hole in it. On went the maggot on then end of her fishing rod and in went the rod into the more...