"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!