"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke

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Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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