"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.