"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke

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Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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