"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!