"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" joke

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Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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