"Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?" joke

Hot 2 years ago

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you.... ..When Moses more...

48
13

Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
"Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a more...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 36 vote(s). 72% are positive. 0 comment(s).