"Why are fish so gullible" joke
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.