"Why It's Great to be a Guy!" joke

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A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.

A guy's orgasms are real. Always.

He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Foreplay is optional.

He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.

The world is his urinal

He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."

Same work......more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Porn movies are designed with him in mind.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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2 men were out camping. At about 3:00 one man had to go to the bathroom. There were no toilets around and the men had no toilet paper! The man took a crap in the forest, but then had noting to wipe his butt with. He asked his friend what to do, and his friends said to wipe his more...

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