"Whose Husband is the Naked Man" joke
A Madrasan, a Bengalan and a Punjaban are walking through the gardens of their Town Club. Suddenly, they come across a naked man lying on the grass and relaxing in the Sun, his face covered by a hat.
Madrasan: That Nanguddin (naked man) is not my husband!
Bengalan: You're right - that Nanguddin is not your husband!
Punjaban: In fact, that Nanguddin is nobody from our town!
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