"Who Needs a Man?" joke

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An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" the lesbian smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

your mums so fat your dad has too roll 4 times too get off her

your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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