"Who Needs a Man?" joke

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An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" the lesbian smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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