"Who Needs a Man?" joke
An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
your mums so fat your dad has too roll 4 times too get off her
your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!