"Who Needs a Man?" joke

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An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" the lesbian smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2009

RE: Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room more...

What do you call a deer with no eye?

answer: No eye deer (no idea).

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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