"Whhaaatt?" joke

A man walks into a bar with a dolphin in his ear
The bar man, surprised, says, hey mate, you got a dolphin in your ear
the man replies, Whaaaat? you’ll have to speak up, ive got a dolphin in my ear.



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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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