"Whhaaatt?" joke

A man walks into a bar with a dolphin in his ear
The bar man, surprised, says, hey mate, you got a dolphin in your ear
the man replies, Whaaaat? you’ll have to speak up, ive got a dolphin in my ear.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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