"Whhaaatt?" joke

A man walks into a bar with a dolphin in his ear
The bar man, surprised, says, hey mate, you got a dolphin in your ear
the man replies, Whaaaat? you’ll have to speak up, ive got a dolphin in my ear.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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