"Where God touched me with a Golden Axe" joke
A little boy was taking a shower with his mother and he looks between her legs and asks, "Mommy, what's that?"
"Well honey", she replied, "that's where God touched me with a Golden Axe."
The little boy then said, "OUCH!!! Smacked right in the cunt with a Golden Axe! Didn't that hurt?"
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year
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