"When I was in the" joke

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When I was in the Air Force, they had a weekly paper.
It had a lost and found section. One day I was reading it and saw this:
"Found, one black boy's bicycle".
Wonder how they knew?

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state_the_obvious:one black, 'boy's bicycle' as apposed to one 'black boy's' bicycle...duh
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myself:I don't get it?
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Anonym:that was gay!
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