"What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?" joke

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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.

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