"What''s the defintion of a hysterectomy?" joke
What's the defintion of a hysterectomy?
When you remove the nursery but leave the playpen.
The President of the United States has a Top Secret Mission of the utmost importance he needs done.
He's going over files from 3 different candidates and calls in the first one who is a Navy SEAL. On the Presidents desk is a 9mm pistol. The president says in the next room is more...