"What''s the defintion of a hysterectomy?" joke

What's the defintion of a hysterectomy?
When you remove the nursery but leave the playpen.

The President of the United States has a Top Secret Mission of the utmost importance he needs done.
He's going over files from 3 different candidates and calls in the first one who is a Navy SEAL. On the Presidents desk is a 9mm pistol. The president says in the next room is more...

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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